Games Day 2013!

Games Day 2012, where I got my hand shaked by the man who wrote Necrons.

Hey folks.

This post is a bit short notice but I'm going to be heading to Games Day 2013 in England on Sunday. It's going to be a pretty cool event as it won't focus on Dreadfleet and more about Chaos, I reckon.

Anyway, the more important details is that you might be going and I definitely will. What I need to do is say hi to you folks! People who read Melta Martini and 3++ is the new black need to say hi to me. You can ask me questions, ask me why I can't write any useful articles, bitch at me about the main site being down, whatever.

I would also like some questions to ask the Games Workshop crew. Anything friendly, a genuine question, nothing too hostile or venom-dripping. Nothing for Robin Cruddace, I'm not even going to speak to him until Tyranids is taken from his hands.

Post comments in general or to specific authors in the comments and I'll reroute them to the designated people.

Other than entering Golden Daemon, failing to get past the first round and spending half my monthly wages in the Forgeworld store, I'm getting my books signed. On top of that I'll be wearing a 3++ is the new black white shirt with It's Cinematic! on the back, with a Chaos wristband. I wear glasses, if you ask if I'm Saramoff from 3++ and I try to shake your hand and act like I'm really enthusiastic, it's me. I'm genuinely an enthusiastic guy.

So what do you want Saramoff to ask the devs? Are you going to be there?

Imperial Plasma and you: a Primer on how to kill your own soldiers

Reach out and touch somebody.

Greetings, Imperial Citizens! Thank you for purchashing this Primer on superior Imperium Plasma technology with your hard earned throne gelts. In this handy little book you can learn the proper application of your Plasma Gun, when to fire a full salvo with little risk of being detonated and perhaps you may learn to drop your weapon before it blows up.

Most likely however, you will just blow yourself up.

Who says pink can't be intimidating?

So what's new in the world of Saramoff?

Pink Chaos Warriors is what. More importantly, a pink Chaos Sorcerer.

This picture reveals that I still have a Venom and many Ogres to make. Lazy lazy LAZY.

Nothing much else to report. It's my local Games Workshop's (and the manager) birthday, so tomorrow I'll head down and present this as a late christmas present to a friend of mine. He had pink Tzeentch Warriors of Chaos and I wanted to both be generous and try out some new techniques.

I need to work on my horns.